FAQ 1. Who the hell are you?  Just some idiot with a computer and a motorcycle. 2. Is that really your bike? Why yes, yes it is. 3. That doesn't look like a Harley. Thank you for noticing. 4. What the hell is that thing?  That thing is FUGLY.  I wouldn't be caught dead riding something like that. The bike is a 2008 Victory Vision Tour Premium.  It's not for everyone.  If you want your bike to look like an antique from 50 years ago be my guest.  I'll still  wave . 5. But do you know how funny it looks? Do you mean do I know that the Victory Vision is a ode to frictionless design that has more than a hint of 'futureistic' about it?  Yes.  Yes I do.  That's why my license plate is "JETSNZ" 6.  Do you really have a brain tumor? Just a touch. 7. Do you really have arthritis and use a cane? Yes. 8. Are your stories true? Yes.  I'm not that creative. 9. I have a question.  Where do I ask? Be my guest.  Ask right here. 10.  Hey!  I asked you a question days ago.  Why haven't you answered? Because:  A - I've been busy                 B - I didn't get the message                     3. - You are an Asshat.